Rouxls Kaard Call Me Worm Again Deviantart
Thou FOOLS!
Well I look…. similar a corpse….covered in blood, and missing…. function of my jaw…. How yall doin?
Well, I've been having-eth some trouble locating things to sell-eth in mine shoppe. I suppose-eth, other than that, I'm doing alri-
Wait, what the hell happened to you lot, are humans supposed to be leaking similar this?
> Tiel: Wake up.
=> Tiel: Wake up.
{Tiel slowly wakes upward. He's got a killer headache right now. Looking around, expecting to run into the purple streets of Derse, he'due south surprised to detect a distinct lack of the color combination of red and bluish. Well, there's plenty of bluish, at least, if the heaven is any indicator. Afterward a moment, he remembers what had happened before; Drew acting strangely, finding out about The Locket, the fight…
Actually, this might be one of the less weird parts of the twenty-four hours.
They'd kept looking around for a while, but due to the fatigue, the two had agreed to encounter up over again on Derse. Clearly, that wasn't going to happen at present, though. Tiel checks his Captchalogue, confirming that everything was yet there. Aside from the lack of any Gushers or Faygo from the fight, it'south all deemed for. Good. Whatever this place is, it could be dangerous. His ear twitches, hearing a sound nearby, so he turns to look at who- or what- made the sound.}
CC: <hello?>
(Rouxls is walking through when he sees Tiel.)
Oh! Wouldst thou beeth a new inflow?
CC: <new arrival? to where?>
To here, of class! What kind of foole art thou, worm?
(He clears his throat.) Anyhow, welcome to the Officialverse. People from all kinds of worlds arrive-eth hither, though none know how.
CC: <Officialverse?>
{He seems confused.}
CC: <that's definitely a new one.>
Yes, 'tis new to nigh people who arrive hither. I was confused, likewise, when I hadst start arrived-eth.
Perhaps I should innovate mineself? I am Rouxls Kaard, Duke of Puzzles, at your service.
> Tiel: Wake up.
=> Tiel: Wake upward.
{Tiel slowly wakes upwards. He'south got a killer headache right now. Looking around, expecting to run into the purple streets of Derse, he's surprised to detect a distinct lack of the color combination of cherry-red and blue. Well, there's plenty of blueish, at least, if the heaven is whatever indicator. Later a moment, he remembers what had happened earlier; Drew acting strangely, finding out well-nigh The Locket, the fight…
Actually, this might be one of the less weird parts of the day.
They'd kept looking around for a while, but due to the fatigue, the two had agreed to see upward again on Derse. Clearly, that wasn't going to happen at present, though. Tiel checks his Captchalogue, confirming that everything was nevertheless there. Aside from the lack of any Gushers or Faygo from the fight, it'due south all accounted for. Good. Any this place is, it could be dangerous. His ear twitches, hearing a sound nearby, and then he turns to await at who- or what- made the sound.}
CC: <hello?>
(Rouxls is walking through when he sees Tiel.)
Oh! Wouldst chiliad beeth a new inflow?
CC: <new arrival? to where?>
To here, of form! What kind of foole art thou, worm?
(He clears his throat.) Anyhow, welcome to the Officialverse. People from all kinds of worlds arrive-eth here, though none know how.
> Tiel: Wake up.
=> Tiel: Wake up.
{Tiel slowly wakes upwards. He'southward got a killer headache correct now. Looking around, expecting to see the purple streets of Derse, he's surprised to find a distinct lack of the colour combination of red and blueish. Well, in that location's plenty of blue, at least, if the sky is whatever indicator. After a moment, he remembers what had happened earlier; Drew interim strangely, finding out most The Locket, the fight…
Actually, this might be one of the less weird parts of the day.
They'd kept looking around for a while, merely due to the fatigue, the two had agreed to encounter up again on Derse. Conspicuously, that wasn't going to happen now, though. Tiel checks his Captchalogue, confirming that everything was still there. Aside from the lack of whatsoever Gushers or Faygo from the fight, it'due south all accounted for. Skillful. Whatever this identify is, it could be dangerous. His ear twitches, hearing a sound nearby, and so he turns to look at who- or what- fabricated the sound.}
CC: <hello?>
(Rouxls is walking through when he sees Tiel.)
Oh! Wouldst thou beeth a new arrival?
It seems that this is the twenty-four hours thou call "April Fools." I hath never celebratedeth it before - it wasn'st really celebrated much in the Darkner Kingdom. But! I hath washed my inquiry, and I believe mineself to be prepared for this most foolishe of holidays!
I challenge thee, worms! Prank me with everything thou tin! But be warned; for I, Rouxls Kaard, am officially UNPRANKABLE!
(Rouxls Kaard hath arrived! He's non sure how he got hither. He's just hither… He notices someone nearby, budgeted.)
Hello? Dost thou happen to know where-eth I am?
Yo, Big Shaq, the ane and only
Man'south not hot, never hot
Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat
BoomTwo plus two is four, minus 1 that'southward 3, quick maths
Everyday man'southward on the block, fume trees
See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
When the ting went dishonest-quack-quack, y'all human being were ducking (you man ducked)
Concord tight, Asnee (my brotha), he's got the pumpy (large ting)
Hold tight, my human (my guy), he's got the frisbee
I trap, trap, trap on the telephone, movin' that cornflakes
Rice Krispies, concur tight my girl, Whitney (my Grand)
On the road doin' 10 toes, similar my toes (like my toes)
Yous man thought I froze, I run into a peng girl, then I pose (chilin')
If she ain't on information technology, I ghost, hah, expect at your nose (bank check your olfactory organ fam)
Yous donut, nose long like garden hoseI tell her man'south not hot, I tell her man's not hot
The girl told me, "Accept off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
I tell her man'southward non hot (never hot)
I tell her man'southward non hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man'due south not hot" (never hot)Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (u.s.a. man)
Chillin' in the corridor (yo), your dad is 40-four
And he'south still callin' man for a describe (look at him), permit him know
When I see him, I'one thousand gonna spin his jaw (finished)
Take human'southward Twix by force (take it), transport man shop by force (send him)
Your daughter knows I've got the sauce (flexin'), no ketchup (none)
Just sauce (saucy), raw sauce
Ah, yo, nail, ahThe ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom, you dun knowI tell her man's not hot (man's non), I tell her human's not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man'due south non hot" (never hot)
I tell her man'south not hot (never hot)
I tell her man's non hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Accept off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's non hot"Man tin can never exist hot (never hot), perspiration ting (spray dat)
Lynx Outcome (come up on), you didn't hear me did you? (nah)
Utilise roll-on (employ that), or spray
Simply either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-blast
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poomYou dun know, Big Shaq
Man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
Forty degrees and man's not hot (come on)
Yo, in the sauna, man's not hot (never hot)
Yeah, skidika-pap-pap
(Rouxls just stares at him for a second.)
I'k just going to leave-eth.
(He teleports out in a beam of lite.)
Bearding asked:
Who art thou? What sort of virgin creature hath I discovered-eth? (@rouxls-kaard-officialeth)
answered:
now, my name is matt, and i'yard not just a creature of virginity, my claret is virginity, my skin is virginiy. I LIVE and BREATHE virginity. so yeah i'm basically the god of virginity :)
Grand emanate a strange and terrifying power. Is that thine power of virginity?
yes my adopted kid, if you can proceeds the power of virginity, thy will live forever.
Delight do non refer to me every bit thine childe again. Mine peak and historic period likely both exceed k at this fourth dimension… how quondam art thou, anyhow?
I've been working for a kid's pizzeria for at least 100 years at present, so once again, I did autumn asleep for a fleck, so i'd say maybe in the hundreds of years? I certainly remember stealing a volume from a burning library named "Alexandria" or something similar to that.
Never heard of it… however, I do stand up corrected on mine age exceeding thine. Still, I wouldst rather not be referred to as thine child.
of course, notwithstanding… the rules are the rules my adopted child
I am not a child. I am Rouxls Kaard, the Duke of Puzzles! One thousand shalt care for-eth me as an adult.
awwww is the witwwe infant hungwy? here, allow me get you lot a gun.
Thou cannot kill-eth me in whatever style that matters.
certain sure, I may not be able to kill y'all, simply I can shame you, for example, try to solve this puzzle.
What in God's proper noun is that infernal contraption.
Anonymous asked:
Who art thou? What sort of virgin creature hath I discovered-eth? (@rouxls-kaard-officialeth)
answered:
at present, my proper name is matt, and i'1000 not just a creature of virginity, my blood is virginity, my skin is virginiy. I LIVE and Exhale virginity. then yeah i'm basically the god of virginity :)
M emanate a strange and terrifying power. Is that thine power of virginity?
yep my adopted child, if you can gain the power of virginity, thy will live forever.
Delight do not refer to me every bit thine childe again. Mine height and age likely both exceed one thousand at this time… how quondam art g, anyway?
I've been working for a child's pizzeria for at least 100 years at present, then again, I did fall asleep for a bit, so i'd say peradventure in the hundreds of years? I certainly retrieve stealing a book from a burning library named "Alexandria" or something like to that.
Never heard of information technology… yet, I do stand up corrected on mine age exceeding thine. Still, I wouldst rather not be referred to as thine child.
of course, however… the rules are the rules my adopted child
I am non a child. I am Rouxls Kaard, the Duke of Puzzles! Thou shalt treat-eth me every bit an adult.
awwww is the witwwe babe hungwy? hither, let me get you lot a gun.
Yard cannot impale-eth me in whatsoever mode that matters.
Anonymous asked:
Who art m? What sort of virgin creature hath I discovered-eth? (@rouxls-kaard-officialeth)
answered:
now, my name is matt, and i'm not just a creature of virginity, my claret is virginity, my skin is virginiy. I LIVE and Breathe virginity. so yeah i'm basically the god of virginity :)
Thou emanate a strange and terrifying power. Is that thine power of virginity?
yes my adopted child, if yous tin can gain the ability of virginity, thy will live forever.
Please do not refer to me as thine childe again. Mine superlative and age likely both exceed thousand at this time… how erstwhile fine art m, anyway?
I've been working for a kid's pizzeria for at least 100 years now, then once more, I did fall asleep for a bit, then i'd say maybe in the hundreds of years? I certainly recall stealing a book from a called-for library named "Alexandria" or something like to that.
Never heard of it… however, I do stand corrected on mine age exceeding thine. Still, I wouldst rather not be referred to every bit thine kid.
of course, however… the rules are the rules my adopted child
I am non a child. I am Rouxls Kaard, the Knuckles of Puzzles! Thou shalt treat-eth me as an adult.
Anonymous asked:
Who art thou? What sort of virgin creature hath I discovered-eth? (@rouxls-kaard-officialeth)
answered:
at present, my name is matt, and i'm not only a creature of virginity, my claret is virginity, my skin is virginiy. I Live and Breathe virginity. and then yeah i'm basically the god of virginity :)
Thou emanate a foreign and terrifying power. Is that thine power of virginity?
aye my adopted child, if you can gain the power of virginity, thy will live forever.
Please do not refer to me equally thine childe again. Mine height and historic period probable both exceed thou at this time… how onetime art chiliad, anyhow?
I've been working for a kid's pizzeria for at least 100 years now, then once more, I did autumn comatose for a bit, and then i'd say maybe in the hundreds of years? I certainly recollect stealing a volume from a called-for library named "Alexandria" or something like to that.
Never heard of it… however, I exercise stand up corrected on mine age exceeding thine. Still, I wouldst rather not exist referred to every bit thine child.
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